Why I’m I Here Today


Why am I her at work today? I left yesterday because I didn’t feel well and today I feel even worse. The day has started SO bad…

I could not get out of bed this morning, my body is sore and my brain feels like jelly. [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

After finely dragging myself from bed… I went though the whole morning ritual of getting ready for work… [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Grabbed a pack of vitamins [this pleases my wife] putting it in my shirt pocket and walked out of the bedroom locking and closing the door behind me…[thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Went into the living room, DAMMIT!!!!! My keys and wallet are not on top of the entertainment center. This OF COURSE means that I have locked them in the bedroom. ARrrrrggggg…. [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Choices: Call Janet and have her come home, which will cause her problems because by then she will have already been at work OR breakin’ to my own room… [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Break in: I’ve omitted the details of this task because — This is the internet — and telling that part would be…… well just stupid…. [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Got my and wallet: Left the house locking the front door, no I did not leave my keys in the house – thank you–; Got into my van.. werrer werrer weerer.. S*&T, werrer werrer weerer.. S*&T, werrer werrer weerer.. S*&T.. dang van wont start,, click click flip flip with a switch and other things……. werrer werrer weerer.. S*&T, werrer werrer weerer.. S*&T, Vroomvroomm vroommmm… the van started .. [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

I make a U-Turn and head down the street to work… wow, not much traffic on Interstate 5, wow not much traffic on HWY 52, Wow not much traffic on HWY 805.. Uhgggg HWY 15 is packed! What-up?! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRTttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt F*&King MORON!!!!! Damn import drivers, ERRRRRRRRRRRRRTttttt S&*T A$$H01L!!!! Exit Friers Rd… [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Finely at work — [thinking: I should just call in sick…]

Sitting at my desk feeling sick and writing this

Thinking – I should go home sick……

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